I’m trying to get a business idea off the ground. If anyone knows of such a person please forward me their contact info.
I will take them out for lunch to discuss my idea. I will also give them a high five. Only one.
This is actually a serious idea. It’s something I originally wanted for myself because it would solve a problem I’ve been having, but I realized most people have to deal with the same thing. I figure, why not become a millionaire and help people at the same time? Makes sense.
On another note. Why isn’t it socially acceptable to just wear a t-shirt and jeans to the bar? Come on. Fuck v-neck sweaters. Yeah I said it. And button-downs too. Black t-shirt and jeans. That should be legit enough. Why do I feel stupid when I roll up to a house party wearing a t-shirt and jeans? I shouldn’t feel stupid. The guy wearing the blazer with the hoodie sewn into it should feel stupid!